He crawled out of the ooze
He defied evolution
He had green flippers and sang the blues
He caused a revolution
He got in the British weeklies
He got in the dailies too
He drank panther piss
And fucked the girls you're probably married to
He's got some words of wisdom, He's got some words of wisdom
GET IT ON, GET IT ON
On the… » 10/21/14 12:51am Today 12:51am

Jalopnik should just link to more of other peoples decent content, I think that's what attracted me in the first place. Not war commentary or commercial air travel and all that other creep for traffic ratings, or 900 posts about one car and zero about others. » 10/20/14 3:37pm Yesterday 3:37pm

What is absolutely guaranteed to float on a plane? fuel tanks will rupture, most of the life-jackets could have been worn by people, the people are fastened to seats and the seats are fastened to metal. anything smaller that gets out of the plane is going to disperse in a few days and seeing small debris from the air… » 10/18/14 2:34pm Saturday 2:34pm

Well son, when a [man/woman/neither] and a [insert object] interact there is a biological chemical reaction that practically makes [man/woman/neither] want to be with [object], through natural selection this togetherness can lead to [redacted] and then offspring... provided one of them has sperm and the other has all… » 10/17/14 10:56am Friday 10:56am